shart and dart

is when you try to fart, but instead you shart and then quickly run to the restroom to clean yourself off.

I ate a Royal with Cheese last night and went to the school dance and committed a shart and dart when I was dancing with Tiffany.

by J.E.F. & R.M.K. September 27, 2011

Lung dart

A cigarette.

I'm gonna step out on the veranda and rip a lung dart.

by SossBoss December 07, 2015

Chrome Dart

A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.

DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"

SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"

DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"

SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"

by Zafire June 22, 2004

kick a dart

have a cigarette, often with friends while you're hanging out.

Let's kick a dart.

by appi_rulz93 September 09, 2010

Dart Mirage

A misjudgment due to the shadows from crappy bar lighting, where one believes they scored on an intended target, but actually missed.

I thought I had closed out 15, but alas I was fooled by a dart mirage.

by lgcivttu July 15, 2010

Cheese Dart

A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.

"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"

by frankfurter by proxy June 06, 2009

Poop dart

The term used for a sharp fart, usually squeezed out forcefully.

I had to use the restroom but i shot a poop dart instead.

by Ryan J Wheeler May 29, 2008