strawberry danish

when a male nuts on a face, and then punches that face, adding blood to seamen

Paul gave Donna a strawberry Danish!

by Paul Pereira June 17, 2004

Mathew Danish

A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.

Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!

by Gambit820 October 21, 2019

danish music

Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.

Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...

by Devil Kisses December 17, 2011

danish elephant

When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.

I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.

by DanishTrunk October 27, 2019

danish Picnic

The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.

"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"

by The burger king 69 June 28, 2023

danish poptart

You dump a load deep in a girl in her period. Then punch her in the uterus, while you hold a pastry under her vagina.

Man, I was hungry while banging my girl. So I grabbed a croissant and made a Danish Poptart

by lordpoptart November 24, 2015

danish landmines

lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.

damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!

by Supergarchomp August 13, 2017