Matt Damon Effect

Visionary yo-yo dieting in which you sometimes appear very buff to your friends, and sometimes you appear very fat.

"What's going on with Steve? He had a beer belly last week, and now he has abs."
"I don't know man, I think he's having a Matt Damon Effect"

by superawesomeguy1496 October 6, 2011

dahm

Something that suprises or excites you.

*see's an extreamly sexy girl* dahm!! You see that ass!?!

by SOME SEXY HOBO August 11, 2008

Damon Baird

From gears of war, the kick-ass blonde gear from Delta Squad. Though Damon is a protagonist, he has the most abrasive and sarcastic personality of any gear. Despite this, he is a major smartass, and knows more than anyone on everything from mechanics to the locust, the enemy of the humans. Most often known as 'Baird'.

He's just about everyone's favourite character in the game, and he has many hilarious quotes throughout the series.

1. Marcus: You're Baird.

Damon Baird: Yeah, that's right, asshole. Question is, who are you?

2. Marcus: Baird, can you get a blast charge ready?

Damon: Course. Regular or extra strength?

3. Marcus: What's the status on that APC?

Damon: Status is that it sucks. The clutch plate is

cracked, I'm gonna have to take off the flywheel...

Marcus: Hey Baird...

Damon: ...And replace the drive shaft for sure...

Marcus: Enough! Just fix it!

by Who else? Me. July 29, 2011

Dahmer

The inability to pick up girls at a bar alone...without a wingman. Stems from serial killer, Jeff Dahmer, who stalked, killed, and eventually ate his victims.

Telephone conversation: "Dude, let's head to Max's Lounge...what? You better come, bitch, I can't go Dahmer."

by Free Savage October 10, 2005

daemond

the cutest boy, who doesnt know his worth. he has adorable fluffy hair. he’s a little bit stupid sometimes but we love him.

bruh wheres daemond? he’s painting walls

by ilovefortbite June 30, 2020

Damon Salvatore

damon. aka the most misunderstood character in the whole tvd series. everyone had told him he was unworthy, useless, heartless, and a psychopath. until, he finally believed it. he believed every single word. all damon ever wanted was love, but that privilege was taken away from him. many people never allowed damon to change. he just wanted to be like everyone else, he just wanted a happy ending. no matter how much he says he is sorry, nobody will forgive him.

person: I hate damon salvatore,

you with common sense: read the definition.

by Accurate defenitions March 14, 2021

dahoodian

a person who has no life and pulls no bitches

omg there’s a dahoodian!

by lmao215 June 15, 2022