Dadmonition

one of the endless warnings your father gives you which is incredibly annoying and redundant

Dad: "Make sure you don't leave your purse in your car. It will get broken into"

Me: "I know dad. I'm tired of all your dadmonitions"

by gabbieaux October 25, 2012

darminati

The dark side of the Illuminati.

Jordy is a part of the darminati.

by Demtane June 11, 2017

dadmiral

An admiral with a young son who is a junior officer or officer-in-training to which the young son complains about perceived injustices, resulting in the dadmiral emailing his friendmiral and fucking over lots of people.

"John didn't like his haircut so he bitched to his dadmiral and now we all have to get buzz cuts."

by barkin larkin May 15, 2018

dadding

Like regular parenting, but with more dick jokes, nerf guns, and pockets.

It's dadding time.

by GivenUp November 19, 2018

dadgina

A woman’s vagina that is long and looks solid, like a penis through her pants

Damn bro, you see Linda’s dadgina?

by dadgina advocate March 12, 2019

Dauminator

See: Dominator

dominator - what she did to him, or vise versa. He dauminatored her

by jaren 696969696 June 19, 2019

Daddina

A sexy daddy with a cameltoe.
Dadd=daddy
ina=vagINA
simple.

A:yum look at that sweet ass over there Becky
B:ooh that bitch juicy! Wait till he turns around and shows us that bulge.
A:ugh it would suck if he was a daddina..
B:Andre that’s gross you gay fucker

by Quintondeevee July 13, 2019