Dad

Your girl friend calls you dad because you are going to leave her as fast as your dad did

Girl; hey daddy, where are you
Boy:

by Magnum dong125 June 20, 2019

dad

the stuipid asshole that sits on his ass all day and makes you his slave while he just plays fallout 4

and gets pissed off from the stuipidest reasons. he says he "loves" you but that is obviously bullshit because he throws orange peels at you and goes over to you and farts really loud and then blames you on it and makes fun of you ALL the time.

SON UNCLOG THE TOILET!!! dad pissed off
k dad dont hurt me unclogs toilet
how did you do that? says dad

by sinister wuff March 20, 2016

Dad

I’m going to the store to get some milk

Hey dad where are you going? “Oh I’m going to get some milk I will be back soon”.

by KitKatHersheyChocolate November 16, 2019

Dad

my dad went to get milk and never came back so Idk

“Hey dad can you get me some chocolate”
“I don’t have a dad”

by Hi haha May 23, 2021

dad

that thing that you haft to deal with on weekends

my dad is gay

by mydadis69 January 13, 2019

Dad

Something that is nonexistent

Jeff: Hey, I saw my dad yesterday!

Henry: What's a dad?

by bossyne December 28, 2020

Dad

I don't know what to say because I don't have one

A dad is a ummm....

by No dad 22415 March 15, 2017