Curt Kelly

Curt is such a meme! The best guy you will ever meet on minecraft! Always ready to play! Will travel. A true giver in every sense of the word. Easy to be with. Makes you feel too comfortable from the very first moment.

Curt is my man

Curt Kelly is here for you!

by WaffleMan2209 December 5, 2017

Dirt Curt

What Dirty Curt writes on a sock for the college suite door when having a classy woman stay the night at his humble abode.

Sam: Dude, I gotta grab something from the room.

Sam: Shit man, I can't. Dirt Curt is on the door, he's fuckin' some bitch.

Jake: Hey... She's a classy broad.

by Dirty Curt September 22, 2013

Curt toot

The definition of a curt toot is as followed:

When someone farts fast and loud to rupture our ear drums during a social gathering.

“Damn Mark, that one was a curt toot.”

by SlimmKilla April 15, 2023

Curt lesher

A person who is an asshat

Don't be a curt lesher

by Asmdkd May 30, 2018

Curt Gann

A curt Gann is someone willing to drive day or night in order to blow the right fielder for a baseball team. Hard Worker

All the girls at the Astros game are Curt Gann’s

by Lee Gann October 30, 2019

richard curt

One of the biggest fucking amoebas to ever grace the internet. The only thing a richard curt is good for is carrying ammo and sucking cock.

Look at that fucking richard curt mook...He doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by BigDickDaddyfromC1cinnati January 4, 2019

Curt

Someone who was cut short and is like a stump.

He's such a curt.

by DEATH CRUSHER INFERNO August 27, 2025