cuntsunk

When someone gets extremely annoyed at fifa and shouts random insults

‘Fucking give it there, FUCKING CUNTSUNK’

by Me1471 February 23, 2021

cuntsultant

A senior UK doctor who is a little too big for their boots. In the UK senior specialist doctors are Consultants. The vast majority are lovely people. But anyone who has worked in the health service long enough will have met and had to work with at least one Cuntsultant. The main advantage of this form of words is that in the spoken form it's almost indistinguishable from the proper term Consultant.

I haven't even extended its use to Management Cuntsultants but I suspect that's an even richer vein of usage.

Variants: Cuntsultancy

"Dr X is a wantankerous cuntsultant"

by pacharanero March 1, 2021

Cuntalunt

A weird kid who lives up the road, cuntalunts love chatting about gory subjects such as rose budding and prolapses anuses, they have an insatiable appetite for haze and will get it by any means necessary

I’d watch out for that cuntalunt, he will be here very soon

by Greenzone101 January 3, 2022

Cuntpunt

Kick your girl out.

I had to cuntpunt my girlfriend.

by Jackie Papers November 29, 2022

cuntshot

Getting shot in the clitoris very painful allow me to demonstrate.

Amy:”What are you going to do? cuntshot me?”
Max:”…Yes” *Max would shoot Amy in her pussy*
Amy:”OW WHAT THE FUCK?!”

by pixeldino December 10, 2022

Deceitful Cuntshitter

Noun: One rare enough to only lie about the cunts he eats in and shits out on the daily.

Todd: you wouldn't believe the the size of cunt I just scarfed...im bout to shit a phat case of cunt out my ass!!
Boss: No, Todd...I believe you're a real genuine Deceitful Cuntshitter.

by Huthost February 26, 2023