Cummy

Piece of cloth or hankerchief used to collected ejaculated semen after male masterbation, usually left hidden under pillow or materess of teenage males. Used to prevent semen from spilling and staining the bed sheets - and supposedly to stop your mum from finding out how much you masterbate (but mums know what's going on - the smell is a giveaway!)

"Gees, I'd better wash my cummy - it's really starting to stink!"

by Brian Jones September 1, 2005

cummend

The act of ejaculating bodily fluids onto or into another person or persons in a congratulatory manner.

After Mike's promotion, I was the first to cummend him with a shower of my own hot baby batter.

by DW to the L December 8, 2016

Alan Cumming

A multi-talented but very underrated Scottish actor with a voice like honeyed velvet and beauty that none can match.

I saw Alan Cumming as Floop in "Spy Kids."

Alan Cumming hosted the 2015 Tony Awards with Kristen Chenowith.

Alan Cumming is a silver fox.

by talkcummingtome August 30, 2016

cummy ache

Another term for blue balls

Person A: I teased Dave last night and didn't let him have it.
Person B: You gave him cummy ache? LOL

by buum baby September 18, 2019

cumming down

The feeling of disgust with oneself after cumming while watching porn.

Guy 1: I hate how after I cum I feel so bad about myself for jacking off to porn.
Guy 2: That's called cumming down.

by brookline May 22, 2010

cummylicious

someone enjoys drinking a lot of cum

Alex is drinking James's cum ''Hmmmmmm cummylicious''

by J4335 March 16, 2010

Cummicane

The act of ejaculating while another farts to blow the cum on one's face. Often involving 3 people.
If fart is not strong, the act of ejaculating and farting simultaneously on one person will also suffice.

Chris: Hey I heard Jane is a cum-guzzling slut and also likes sniffing farts!
Willow: Lets put a smile on her face and give her a cummicane tonight.
Bro five!

by BigDickChink December 20, 2010