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The Crying Game

Pulling your ball-sac over your dick so you look like you have a vagina. After viewing this in the mirror you begin to cry.
by Tribe11 May 3, 2011
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crying taco

In which the vagina is so overcome with sheer joy that a constant river of tears flows out of it.
Smith walked into the club wearing his best tuxedo. A few select women were leaving snail trails and he had an idea this would be a good night. Late that night one of the female's he had his eye on said to him, "Smith do you think you can make my vertical smile cry?" Having a good idea she wanted her taco to cry they hastily headed for the the door. Later that night Smith left that woman's crying taco streaming with tears as if she were at a funeral.
by reallynoideahere September 28, 2010
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Your Cup is Crying

A phrase used when someone places their cup, glass, etc. dangerously close to the edge of the table.
Jenny, your cup is crying. Move it to the other side of your plate, please.
by FlyingTackle November 27, 2009
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im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

Guy: sees cursed video

*comments im peeing farting and pooping while crying rn

*gets fame
by DooDooFart-69-IamCryingRN April 28, 2020
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crying j

An episode of masturbation so emotionally stirring that it moves the masturbator to tears.
When Keith saw the stunning picture of his ex-girlfriend, he was inspired to give himself a crying j.
by flacktastic October 22, 2006
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Why you crying?

Said in a higher pitched Mexican accent, used to mock somebody when they get upset over menial matters. Originally derived from getting chilli sauce in ones eye, giving the appearance of crying over nothing.

Usually replied to with "I'm not, I've just... (Insert why you're "crying" here)
"Terrell, why you crying?" "I'm not, I've just got chilli in my eye".
by Mobbin' June 22, 2014
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Fat Girl Crying

Signals the end of a party or concert, or closing time of a nightclub or bar. At the end of any social gathering there will always, always be a fat girl crying.
Time to go, fat girls are crying.

'What time are we leaving?'

'5 past fat girl crying.'
by Tonymicjoe November 17, 2009
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