crumpin

"crazy humpin"

usually a dance move, and not a very good one.

look at that fool what's he doin?

he's crumpin.

by Leez September 2, 2005

Crumbing

The act of searching for with one's hands, and subsequent removal by sweeping motion, small pieces of dirt, food and other minutiae from the surface of a bed, esp. preceding sexual intercourse.

Stop your crumbing and come have sexy time with me!

by metalibrarian December 14, 2011

CRUMMING

The act of crying while having an orgasm.

Dona: How did it go with Jerry last night? Reba: Oh it was fine until he started crumming.

by JTOTHEHIGH October 6, 2016

Bread crumming

Stealing bread crumbs that people feed pigeons usually because of lack of money

I couldn't get a reservation in a good restaurant so we went bread crumming

by davidm998 January 30, 2017

Clumping

The act of dehydrating ones self before masturbation/intercourse, in order for your sperm to look like cottage cheese

Dude 1: Tom's mom told me the other day she was lactose intolerant but she loves cottage cheese.

Dude 2: So?

Dude 1: So I decided to give her a good clumping.

Dude 2: Gross!

by CommoDick September 12, 2011

Anal Crimping

The act of piercing one's anal cheeks together during a round of butt blistering.

Joe's ass got a real nice anal crimping from Susan last night and he didnt come to work cause he cant sit down cause he is bleeding shit all over the place. Anyone else would think thats wierd, but that bitch is also into shit blistering.. so whatever..

by Everyone is gay apart from me August 17, 2006

crimping

To have a wank and a poo at the same time

Fuck this im going crimping. fuck this im going for a crimp.

by Tony Tibbs December 2, 2007