Drink Crouton

When Starbucks puts a piece of dried fruit in your drink. You have a drink crouton.

“Whoa is that a piece of dried pineapple in your Starbucks drink?”

“Yeah! It’s a drink crouton!”

by hag4eva August 1, 2022

Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy

Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!

by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021

CROUTON

A broke, lame, and or unsucessful person who is crusty and will most likely have a musty bitch with em that smell like canned cheese.

"I cant stand these mother fuckin broke boys croutons fuck boys" silentfuneral

by Silentfuneral666 August 31, 2017

Crouton

A large male with flub face who tends to bully smaller white suburban children (land) and is found in many regions across the country. They send to have thick thighs and only make contested threes from the corner. This is an endangered species and is dying out currently.

The crouton boy bullies Matt In one on one basketball

by Reardongotgame December 26, 2019

crouton suggestion

A really good idea that takes you by surprise.

I didn't expect that crouton suggestion from your Aunt Hildgegard; she seems so out of it.

by sunni9 September 26, 2010

Crouton

A “stale cracker” by analogy to the salad topping. Similar in usage to “ok boomer” but more contemptuous. Used to mock someone for stereotypically “old, white” behavior. Superlative is “absolute” akin to “absolute unit”.

You demanded to speak to the manager and then demanded they “go back to where they came from?” Ugh you absolute crouton.

by Jockeys41 June 21, 2025

Crouton

A slang term used by straight people to refer to gay people

Billy: this new guy started at work today, he's such a little crouton

Taylor: dude, you're such a homophobe

by Boadie925 September 6, 2016