Cripler

A crippled hitler who exists in a wheel chair and did not kill himself

Big Brain: greetings mein cripler
Cripler: I wish to exist

by Halt salt September 2, 2019

Crimp dick

When the penis exits the vagina during sex, and the female unknowingly crushes the penis with taint.

“How was it with the new chick the other night?”

~”Terrible bro.. she totally crimp dick’d me.“

by LawnChair746 March 25, 2020

Cripple Cream Flogger

Performing a vigorous hand job on a wheelchair bound male until he busts a nut load of man cream.

I can’t tell you how many cripple cream floggers I gave Randy during his two months of recovery. That wheelchair had to get the bolts retightened from all the shaking.

The home health nurse was like 65 years old but she never left without a cripple cream flogger.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020

Candy Crip

Sub Crip gang started in San Bernardino, CA off of baseline. Less violent than other Crip factions but they’re still wit da smoke so don’t try nun on em

Marcus: you bitch made onna deadlocs homie
Weezy: on candy Crip thie snozzberry taste like lead cuh
Marcus: oh so you really wit da shits huh

by Niggrumps November 20, 2018

Cracker Crip

A confused hybrid of white trash turned inner city gang member. This is the type of person that executes a drive by shooting from a jacked-up pickup truck with a confederate flag on the tailgate while blasting rap music.

I had to pick buckshot out of my mailbox this morning because of those Cracker Crips living in the trailer on Lot 6.

by Donnie Baker’s Cousin April 12, 2019

Venal Crip

A They/Them Egyptian crip that looks like every person especially A boogie Without The Hoodie. his famous catchphrase is "I like boys n girls" NOTE: except when Omar is around. They/Them have a bent nose like kk's pp. BTW if I forgot to mention he finds Omar attractive and James Charles his future husband.

note: Omar secretly has a crush on him, yet acts straight but wants his dick :)

Venal Crip: ayy whats good my sissy boy
Omar: i love you so much
Venal Crip: "leans in closer and grabs ass"
Omar: Munanyu

by kkwalkhard March 25, 2021

carroll crip

The carroll cripps are a collective of lack of personality, boring, sexist, rich pretentious kids who smoke mini myles and air bars. In their free times they support their canceled friends and get wasted off of one rita.

Hey did you see the discord boys?

Oh yeah! the carroll cripps right?

#elliesquad #pussypower #discordboys

by dontaskidontremember June 11, 2021