Cresting an Acorn

Attempting to defecate while heavily constipated and only the tip of the shit is exiting the rectum.

Hold up Bro I’m cresting an acorn in here!

by Timithin November 24, 2020

Crest

Another Word for a pedophile

Girl A: "hey sir is such a crest"
Girl B: "innit"

by RhysWills August 30, 2022

5 star crest

noun; (aka 5sc) an emotional peak akin to the cresting of a beautiful meadowed hill

examples of 5 star crests: reaching a beautiful crest, seeing a sunset, achieving a milestone, busting a nut, etc.

by NKGrenade May 23, 2022

Crest Mooning

When a fat black mam and a skinny white twinkle have sex.

"Wow, Crest Mooning on pornhub!!"
"Woah dude, let me see!"

by Randombrorandomdef April 25, 2025

Crested Gecko

Little Green & Brown Reptiles

Uses:

Zach owns a crested gecko

by SirSquirethouFish June 13, 2023

Crest

a common spelling mistake for create but fuck it

i wanna crest a new language

by cbandz69 October 18, 2021

Tangy crest

A terrible drink made by a couple of knuckleheads. Consisting of lemonade and rumplminze.

I can't wait to drink some tangy crest because I hate myself, hopefully it doesn't get to salty from my tears.

by Gabafool March 5, 2022