Crapolla

Adj. The nicer form of shit. Derived from crap, meaning horrible.

Today in Business Management my hair looks like total crapolla! Shit!

by Stephanie K October 25, 2006

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Crayons

Wonderful devices built for consumption.

Some kid tried to make me eat a crayon when I was in like 3rd grade. I knew better than that, so I went and drank some gasoline! :)

by Not Zane September 21, 2004

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Trying to ruin your day or moment by doing something childish, petty or immature - like some did in kindergarden.
Similar but to "bust your chops", "break your balls", etc but with the added element of doing something childish or immature.

"My neighbor is a ballbuster. He purposely ran his dog through my flowers because I wouldn't lend him my lawnmower."
"Don't worry he's just trying to break your crayons."

by bebopnjazz April 29, 2007

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Crapology

An apology that is crap.

No one wants an insincere crapology.

by Jeff D November 13, 2005

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Crapon

Crapon is a phenomenon that happens to some males whilst taking a dump. It's reported that some guys get so turned on by the feeling of dropping logs into the toilet they get a hard on. In some circumstances they actually shoot a small amount of jizz.

Andy: Hey Gaz, Greg, I've just been to the toilet and dropped my load, it felt so good I got a boner and shot my load. It's called a Crapon.
Happened to you guys before?
Gaz: nope
Greg: nope

by Andy-crapon January 30, 2016

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crayonflux

the best poster to ever bless the internet, has a huge fanbase and followers. The god of twitter and formspring as well as rapmusic.com's godfather. Been schoolin niggas since 06

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by LakeOfFire May 24, 2010

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crapocalypse

1. Crapocalypse, n. Of or referring to a shiat of apocalyptic proportions.

If I had a crapocalypse brewing, and the manager said I couldn't use the bathroom, I'd squat in a corner, mud the place up and wipe my runny arse with the merchandise.

by Gogigyeopbbang and fries August 19, 2004

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