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Porch Crawl

A social gathering in which the people attending the party attempt to get so drunk, they can't even crawl across a porch. It involves mixing the drink in a very large tub with ice. Often a cooler is used. The drink is made with Canadian beer, vodka, whisky, and pink lemonade. Several recipes may be found online.
Brain: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Kevin: Dude, we're having a porch crawl. It's $10 a piece - you in?

Brain: Dude, I was so drunk last night, I don't remember what happened.
Kevin: Didn't you say that you were going to a porch crawl or something?
by Woods 2 February 12, 2009
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club crawl

You hit up all the clubs in one area until you find a good one. Usually done on vacation with a group of girlfriends.
Ashley: I can't wait to go to Mexico this spring break!

Lindsey: Me too! I wonder what the clubbing scene is like though!

Ashley: Looks like we're gonna have to club crawl.
by Brefalicious September 29, 2013
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Ponzi Crawl

A pub crawl that adds a new person to buy a round at each location. Each new person is promised that they will get free drinks at all the future bars if they buy this round. Obviously, whoever joins the ponzi crawl last gets screwed!
Let's get some suckers to buy us beer on a ponzi crawl this weekend.
by kitm August 22, 2008
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cotati crawl

when big hairy bearded men from rohnert park, santa rosa, petaluma or sebastopol make their way up north to rub each others hairy bellies together and gingerly touch tips at the many bars of the cotati- which are shitholes, in fact.
the cotati crawl- where the men are men and so are the women.
by Rick Ross the sauce February 7, 2010
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frontside crawl

It's when you're getting a blowjob and the girl takes her tongue and licks the bottom of your dick REAL SLOW from nuts to dickhead.
I knew that ho for all but 3 hours and she was givin' up the frontside crawl and shit yo.
by That crazy cracker Newsense October 22, 2004
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Commonwealth Crawl

In the city of Boston, MA, the Commonwealth Crawl is known by most college students.

You start at the far end of Commonwealth Avenue, and as you make your way to the Boston Commons, you take a shot at each statue you pass.

The ultimate drinking game.
Mike: Did you do the Commonwealth Crawl last night?
Tom: Yeah, I was hammered, but not as bad as Chris who had to be dragged back to the dorm!
by Jenkins McElroy January 1, 2010
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ghetto crawl

The Ghetto Crawl is the act of driving slowly down an urban street, usually at night. It is done for the purposes of purveying the neighborhood for something.
Rakeem, slow down. Ghetto crawl until we spot some hos up in here.
by Markizze July 3, 2008
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