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crabbing

Similar to planking or owling, it is a form of public trolling in which one walks in a sideways manner with their arms extended and hands forming pincers.
Did you see Zoidberg crabbing last night on Futurama?
by crabbingmonkey November 11, 2011
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The Crab

The Crab is a sexual event where one guy is lifted up by his arms and legs and has his asshole placed on another guy's raging boner, and then lifted up and down on the guy's dick until the guy blows his load up the guy's ass.
Every now and then, the other cadets in my pod give me "The Crab."
by eda-skip December 1, 2022
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Crabbing

A sexual act in which the 'crabber' has a penis in each hand and is simultaneously tugging them off and popping them into his/her mouth. Crabbing can also include a third penis performing penetrative sex, usually an act associated with a female 'crabber' rather then male.
I love having two cocks at once, crabbing is my favourite hobby
by navs20 July 7, 2011
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Crabs

Lice that is called crabs when on humans. When on animals its called mange. It burrows into the hair follicle.
Crabs causes scratching, hair follicles bumpy from lice burrowing, hair falling out. Can be transmitted from toilet seats, from dog to dog, human to human, very contagious.
by Dr. Some day October 18, 2008
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Crabs

The crabs proceeded to surround the wounded bird and call the squirrel meeting. They picked the perfect spot so the bird's girl could see.
by Solid Mantis December 3, 2020
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Crabs

Crabs has multiple meanings. It can mean a crustacean with two large pincers that lives in the sea.

Crabs is also slang for pubic lice.

Crabs is also used as a derogatory slang for Crips by Bloods and other gangs that have beef with the Crips.
Joey picked up the large crab from the rock pool.

Joey scratched his balls, that bitch Denise had given him crabs.

Blood 1: Yo nigga that Crab is giving us some dirty look from cross the street dude.
Blood 2: You right nigga gimme a blade imma fuck this Crab up.
by That_Cornish_Kid August 6, 2014
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crabbing

crabbing is an act of mutual mastubation between a man and a woman. the man will place his thumb inside the females anus and place his index and middle finger inside the vagina at the same time, making his hand in to the shape of a crabs claw, whilst opening and closing his "claw"!
she was riething in pleasure when i gave her a good crabbing
by mike January 6, 2004
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