cows

Used to describe unusually large calf muscles on a person due to obesity, exercise, or heredity.

Derived from the knowledge that a calf is a small version of a cow.

Suzy doesn't have calves, she has cows!

by mtre August 20, 2006

Cow

Playstation 2 fanboys are often reffered to as Cows in the Gamespot system wars forum

The Cows have been owned, DMC 2 flopped!!11!! its true 5 starz!!11!

by Tarik January 13, 2004

Cowing

When a man is behind a girl and the girl is on all fours, the man must "bust" then just knock her over to either his left or right. (somewhat resembling traditional cow tipping)

I got that girl on all fours but she kept on nagging so I had to go cowing.

by buggy07740 January 21, 2010

cows

big black and white animals that live in the country and sit on their lazy fat asses and eat and shit grass all day. mooooooo!

a cuz be careful there are COWS on this road.

by carlos999 March 12, 2009

Cow

Terrifying fat horses with arses where their faces should be and 6 penises that other cows suck on.
Totally evil and useless other than that magic mushrooms can be found in fetid slabs of their excrement.

Mushroom picker: Gosh isn't it lucky theres no cows in this field at the moment !?
Cow: moo
Mushroom picker: arg!!!
Cow: moo
More cows: moo moo
*all that was found was a muddy bobble-hat*

by ewan January 03, 2005

Cowing

To stand in four paws while eating grass and pooping, then peeing white stuff.

Hey, John! Did you see the man on the street cowing?

Yes, Anna! We should hide our kids!

by YesILikePizza February 08, 2021

Cow

(A big animal that usually comes in three colours and they are slowly becoming smart and will take over the world)

(LOOK A COW)

by HJONK HJONK AM GOOSE February 29, 2020