ContactRaptor76

He is a great fortnite player.... in fortcraft and when he joins fortnite he says that this was a copy cat of fortcaft because he is a piece of shit who suffers from tinnitus and always thinks were whistling and he used to play with MrTop5 and always clickbaits with him and is in the future in season 8 and is making a vid right now go check out his 5 subscribers channel called xXFaZeKidAhmedPlayzCoolKidGamerYTXx

ContactRaptor76 is my greatgreat granmas husbands brother's girlfriends sister's new step cousins sex partner`

by CoolKidThatLovesToHaveGirls February 4, 2019

Bridget Carta

A sarcastic girl who loves video games-typically The Legend of Zelda. She will seem like a little bitch on the outside, but once you get to know her she will be the nicest person you will ever meet.

Do you know Bridget Carta? Yeah bro, she's my favorite blogger!

by Sean Lutz December 16, 2011

Prolonged Eye Contact

An ancient sign to ward off evil, invented by Bo Burnham.

That kid just got vaporized when John made prolonged eye contact with him.

by Some Lonely Loser November 3, 2019

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

Post-coital autodefenistration

Sobering up while having sex, then realizing how ugly she is and throwing yourself out the window.

John: how did he die?
Betsy-sue: he came on my face and jumped out the window.
John: ah, the old Post-coital autodefenistration. This is your third?

by This is my name, bitch March 12, 2010

Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 22, 2019

CertainlyT

CertainlyT is a shitty Riot developer who does not know what a fair or balanced champion is.

CertainlyT

Created: Yasuo, Thresh, Zoe, Darius, Kalista, Zyra, Warwick

Reworked: Mordekaiser, Graves, Caitlyn, Akali

by AsianGuy0 November 2, 2018