Coronavirus

The destroyer of diabetics, boomers, asthmatics, smokers, alcoholics or anyone with shitty chronic and respiratory health.

Idiots spewing bullshit about the coronavirus The virus broke out of a wet market, it was the 5G towers that made it, etc.

Me: Bullshit! It broke out of a lab, but an underground lab where human testing, synthetic drugs or other arcane experiments are done. Plus the virus was sponsored by fatcats or tycoons that want the weak element to be dealt with.

by Sephilin September 23, 2020

Coronavirus

The thing that ruined the world for a year and possible much longer.

Made in China!

The coronavirus is stupid

by hahhahahhahahhahahahhhhahhahha November 5, 2020

Coronavirus

A deadly sickness that is easy to recover from but hard to battle

“My mom has coronavirus but she is getting better

by anonymous October 13, 2020

Coronavirus

A crown with sharp ends, breaks the lies the web mends. A fake virus to drive up fear. No longer will it continue. I already lost sight of it, in my rear view mirror. A curse on words, the crown broke it down. And with all the winnings, humanity started to rebound.

A mound or a sound, we just ants and coronavirus is fake, that we no longer need or see around.

by PoP-Rox January 30, 2021

Coronavirus

The 2020 Oxford Children’s Word of the Year! Yes, that's right oxford actually put this word in a fucking CHILDRENS dictionary.

Oxfords definition: a type of virus that can cause pneumonia and other diseases in humans and animals

My definition: A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is an online school.

Synonyms: Corona, Covid 19, Covid, SARS-CoV-2, Hell, Death, Suicide note

The coronavirus is sending us to our grave

by AreYouReadingMyName March 1, 2021

Coronavirus

The pinnacle of happiness

Guy 1: bruh, I'm depressed bc school
Guy 2: yeah me too
Coronavirus: I can fix that

by yeetthis April 15, 2020

Coronavirus

Why did this dude have to eat a bat? LIKE WHAT WERE YOU THINKING EATING A STUPID BAT?!?! NOW I CAN'T EVEN GET SOME DANG TOILET PAPER AND DONT GET ME STARTED WITH MY SOCIAL LIFE I-

Coronavirus: Teehee Hi
Everyone: OH HECK TO THE NO

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020