cooter slam

a dance move where the dancer drops to a complete straddle split in one count. Technically known as a 'split ala seconde'.

The way Michelle did that cooter slam, you'd think she was a Solid Gold dancer!

by TimmyAtl October 3, 2007

cooter bite

The tightening of the muscles in the vagina during a womans orgasm.

Man that chicks cooter bite was intense.

by DaMoOf December 29, 2006

Cooter Fingers

The most-commonly used fingers on a hand used to touch the female genitalia, either during sex acts or female hygene, usually being the index and middle fingers.

I can't believe that she reached into that box of donuts and touched all of them with her cooter fingers!

by The Office Donut Box Police June 17, 2010

cooter tracks

A slimy snail trail left on a surface by any female when they rub their moist genitalia against it.

The stripper left her cooter tracks on the davenport.

by Dr. Ryan August 6, 2005

cooter cannon

A loose or "blown out" vagina

I couldn't even go down on Becky, her cooter cannon looked like it was ready to fire.

by Meat wallet March 19, 2015

Cooter bark

Queef is so 70s. It's a cooter bark now

Her cooter bark was so loud it scared me.

by Dusty old kiefer December 23, 2022

Cooter Closedown

The female version of a cock block.

"I would have totally slept with Josh if his ex girlfriend wasn't being such a cooter closedown!"

by Kate Dwyer March 14, 2009