Broa constrictor

It's a bro who bros with the best of them, but as the friendship develops, he becomes possessive in his utlilization of the bro code. He questions who you bro with and fundamentally how you bro.

Bryce was chill at first. We watched some games, crushed some beers, but this one night, I said I had to peace out early to go get it in with Connor's cousin and he went all broa constrictor on me.

by CandyReid November 18, 2016

Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.

I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.

by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010

boa constrictor

when a man takes his penis and wraps it around the base of the scrotum,protruding the testicles, showing similarities to a boa constricting its prey.

A. yo bro check out this boa constrictor!
B. eww gross

by tmfrb September 16, 2009

LMOA constrictor

(el-em-OAH-kon-strik-tur) A word used to describe a level of lol in which one has a metaphorical snake coming out of their anus.

Dude... When I saw Justin's attempt to triforce I had an LMOA constrictor.

by Birfdae Boy December 21, 2010

Contretto

When a white person is really country but trying to be ghetto

She needs to calm down she bein real contretto rn

by Ashlyn😎😎 January 15, 2022

Boa constrictor

Squeezing a friend until he or she can no longer breathe

How was last night?
Sucked. Josh hit me with a boa constrictor.

by Jleebootyhole January 24, 2015

Contractor

Faggy asian kids who believe they have the ability to kill someone without guilt.

Kid: "I no longer have any qualms about kill you, for I am a contractor"
Me: "Shut the FUCK up"

by IchigoXDark January 19, 2010