I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!

I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!

by Allan García February 4, 2009

Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.

"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"

by David newington April 13, 2020

Contractionitis

The inability to use contractions, often making the person sound long winded due to the over emphasizing of mundane points.

Brad can not, will not, and does not use contractions due to a severe case of contractionitis.

by itsthatbradguy July 13, 2010

Contract Dropped

v. The act of ending a romantic relationship with a girlfriend, boyfriend, or prospect.

"Yo Mike, you still seeing that hoochie you met at the club last weekend?"

"Na, I saw her grinding on some fool last night, she got her contract dropped on the spot."

by Bodafugachi January 23, 2009

sweating your contract

To be really interested in someone.

"Hey Mary, Con Johnroy told me that he was sweating your contract."

by William of Oak Crest February 8, 2014

vocal contract

A contract that has been sealed by the use of words from one person to another

"You can have my horse for 2 sheep"

"Deal done motherfucker"

Vocal contract made.

by Lukey_Mario April 19, 2014

Standard Contract

A fuck out the back, or in the car park.

Person 1: Can you let me off the bill, please?

Person 2: Sure, but standard contract will apply.

by geoshelley November 26, 2013