Please give me money so i can pay the rent.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.
I havent worked in ages and won't be soon due to the pandemic and other things.
Some say i am lazy but thats not true. I am very, very sensitive.
"Hi, i want the job. Please take me. I can do anything and will be good, too."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."
"OK. Tell me about your professional experience."
"I have taken care of my kids since March. We glued glass beads onto various containers such as bottles and jars. We collected stones from the park and painted them. Yeah, stuff like that."
"Mhm."
by Krkič May 5, 2020
Get the containersmug. by Kush Hippie December 26, 2011
Get the 420 containermug. by botermossel July 25, 2024
Get the sea containermug. How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker
How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Ticker
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025
Get the How, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, Messenger Add Oak Defeated United States Of America With A twenty-Five United Stated Of America Dollar Open Container Tickermug. Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.
2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.
Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.
by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023
Get the Upside Down Mustard Containermug. I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>
by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025
Get the I, Angel Jose Robles, Also, Known, As, Hellstrom, Hellstromism, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, And Messenger Add OAk Needs To Pay A $25 Open Container Ticket In 2027 <Two Thousand And Twenty Seven>mug. by raybeez February 21, 2022
Get the oatmeal containermug.