Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way
" Strözz your a fucking CONK "
by Jack-Lee June 04, 2021
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Conk

A penis, the word conk is typically used by a sect of femboys who use it describe their pp's or schmeat a conk can be massive.
"They looked at the femboys appendage and said nice conk"
by Anarchon March 05, 2021
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Conk

Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.

All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)
Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!
by Rubber Duck Shibe July 12, 2018
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Conk

A way of expressing gratitude to someone who is of an older age than you.
Conk, Dad. How’s it going?
by Mr.Blue sky September 30, 2020
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conked up

When Felix is tired and can't word things properly
"I should be conked up"
by kerfluffy October 25, 2017
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Conk thirster

Someone who really wants to suck conk, a penis

Someone who really wants to get down on their knees lift up a skirt and shove some schmeat down their food shoot.
When they saw how big the femboy's conk was they became a Conk thirster
by Anarchon March 16, 2021
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