Conk

A conk is a cock that responds positively and achieves peak tumescence regardless of intimate context

Cheryl burped her colostomy bag as I cupped her breast for the first time, but my conk was throbbing.

by Raggedbutright September 9, 2020

Conk

To watch a stream by TryLeading on YoutTube

I want to conk out

by CrazyGuy125 September 14, 2025

cooter conked

A more aggressive version of clam slamming

We warned him she liked it rough, he didn't believe us until he told us he got cooter conked!

by MissouriBound January 28, 2024

Conk

Someone who is stupid or and idiot.

"Matthew is a Conk", said Zoe

by Jaeden Martell January 9, 2021

Conk thirster

Someone who really wants to suck conk, a penis

Someone who really wants to get down on their knees lift up a skirt and shove some schmeat down their food shoot.

When they saw how big the femboy's conk was they became a Conk thirster

by Anarchon March 16, 2021

Conk

Conk is a very bad drincc for doggos, but it is like Bepis for cattos (except conk is worse). It can be very poison.

All types of conk are:
- Cherry Conk (tastes good like a cher and is safe for doggos)
- Vanilla Conk (worse than normal conk)

Fren, don't drincc that! It's Conk disguised as Bepis!
Ugh, this tastes like Conk!

by Rubber Duck Shibe July 12, 2018

conk

Its a word for cunt, and its frequently used in hockey to express aggression towards the other team.

Where zoe would say:
'Grace stop being a CONK'
so then grace would say:
'Conk of right now, before i conk you, you little conker'

by conky1234 November 28, 2017