weeping conk

A person who oozes toxic negativity. Named after a type of tree fungus that oozes liquid from its pores.

“Stop being such a weeping conk! You are killing the vibe of the room!”

by The Snarky Cat Lady October 15, 2020

Conk

Derived from Cock and Bonk, it means to hit, but lightly, like i hit ur mom.

I just conked that bitches skull in!

by kianasdudr January 6, 2022

Conk

A term meaning " Cunt " but in a politer more northan way

" Strözz your a fucking CONK "

by Jack-Lee June 4, 2021

Conk

To watch a stream by TryLeading on YoutTube

I want to conk out

by CrazyGuy125 September 14, 2025

Conked

Another way of saying cooked or baked when your on cloud 9 and your at school.

Person 1: Man im so conked right now.
Person 2: What tf does that mean?
Person 1: It’s another word for high
Person 2: Why don’t you just say baked?
Person 1: because we at school and i don’t want anyone knowing.
Person 2: Smart asf

by zootiebrownies1130 May 8, 2024

Conk

A British expression for a stupid person

Oy settle down ya fookin' conk.

by Scorpius90 March 4, 2024

Conk

Adj., when something is fuckin conk as hell

Shit Bae, your ass in that dress is conk as fuck

by minene69_69 March 23, 2024