Confirmer

A person who confirms the actions or products of someone or something.

Jennifer Lavallee is the head confirmer of everything and everyone.
Your boss is the Confirmer of the actions allowed to take place in meetings with the board.

by JBean1331 April 21, 2010

Confirmation Dap

Holding your hand out for a “dap” to your boy who is in close proximity, after saying a joke or roast you believe is funny, in order to confirm they are in agreement or on your side

Jordan: Yo max you are gay for wanting to suck off Mahomes
Max: Not according to my track record
*Max sticks his hand very close to Harris in order to receive a confirmation dap*

by Thelosemanwin February 11, 2024

Confirmative amnesia

A disease where by the person you send money to does not call you back to confirm whether they received it

I helped Bayo with $200, but I have not heard from him since then because of his confirmative amnesia.

by The Malachi June 04, 2024

Confirmation Shit

A shit so large and solid, that it confirms the fact that the male g-spot is in the anus.

Mike was really homophobic till he had his first confirmation shit last week

by chiefwhitebeast November 30, 2024

Confirmed profiles only

Usually a dating site with tons of fake profiles

Oh hey this dating site has Confirmed profiles only
That's fake

by Aliens are real?!? December 20, 2022

Contact Confirmed

A term used by Combine Soldiers in Half-Life 2. Also Really fun to use in airsoft since the other teams don't know what it means (Usually, Unless you read this, then me and my team are fucked)

Gordon Freeman: Exists on Highway 17
Literally every single combine soldier: CoNtAcT cOnFiRmEd!
Gordon freeman: steps on twig and dies
Combine soldiers: Freeman Delivered by stick

by A City 17 Combine Soldier May 21, 2023

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by ['-confirm(1)-'] May 02, 2021