competitive between the sheets

Having an active and pleasurable sex life with your significant other.

Buddy: So, you and your wife of 5 years still get it on or what?

Me: Hell yeah, we keep it competitive between the sheets.

by the Schonz August 8, 2008

Iron Will Competition

A Competition where you and your friends see who can go the longest without masturbating or having sex...

The Iron Will Competition drove us all insane

by Daryl L. May 8, 2005

Compacting

Inserting one's penis into an anus whilst the individual is in the process of defecating, thus forcing the feces back into and compressing it within the colon

After an evening of compacting with my spouse, I am in need of an enema so we can do round 2 tonight.

by Dsenight October 4, 2019

competer

One who competes. Also how a retard says the word "computer."

Tumor the retard says, "I want to play with my competer mommy now!"

"Look at Woody and all his competers! You know he will come out on top!"

by wordy thompkins March 1, 2008

Competitious

Synonym for competitive

Sammy Sosa is quite a competitious baseball player

by Hugh Jass August 1, 2003

South Jersey Head Competition

Finding a smut from South Jersey to give you some dome while chillin' on the couch. Chillin' on the other end of the couch is another South Jersey smut giving your wingman some dome. Both Jersey smuts are vigorously competing to see who can eat the penis pudding first.

Lauren lost a South Jersey head competition to her sister Erin.

by Delmarva Inbreeds July 26, 2009

compactor

A large dumpster that some stores use instead of regular dumpsters. Items are sent down a chute and then crushed. This way more garbage is storable, and so more stores are starting to use them. A compactor is also a dumpster diver's arch enemy.

Guy1: "Dude, I went to the mall last night to do some dumpster diving and all the stores are using compactors now."
Guy2: "Crap!"

by Synthic November 10, 2008