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commitment nazi

a girl who wont put out without being in a commited relationship
"dude i totally tried to get with your sister but shes a total commitment nazi"
by gmc1978 December 16, 2009
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commuter affair

Act of establishing a realtionship in your head with a car you pass everyday to and or from work. You notice and remember the car, wonder where they are going or have been. You also notice when they are absent from your daily commute and wonder if they are ok. And eventually they fail to show up for long periods of time..this my friend is the breakup of the affair.
I am having a commuter affair with the White Toyota Higlander..appears he had a car wash and is running a little late this am. I always pass him by the bridge..I hope he is ok...I wonder what he was doing to make him so late this AM.
by lbj3471 September 13, 2011
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Non commitment sex

When you have sexual intercourse with someone without knowing whether or not you want to be in an active relationship with said someone
Omg I just had non commitment sex with that hot guy John
by Sickasfrick August 30, 2015
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committee whore

Noun

-Individuals (primarily high school, to a lesser extent college) who seize the initiative to join or head every single possible committee available for the sake of additional padding for a transcript or resume. These individuals are usually attention-seeking and join also to ensure their name is known throughout the entire school.

This individual usually succeeds in doing so at the cost of being often universally hated as many more people are made aware of this individual's ulterior motives for being proactive not for the passion for said committee, but to add to a collection of committees on a resume.

Ultimately justice prevails as being part of that many committees prevents one from focusing on academics, a major aspect along with extra curricular activities that schools and scholarships look at.
John: Jenn is such a committee whore
Ed: Yeah for real, she's a part of every single committee, wonder what she does if two are at the same time?

Teacher:Students, looks like Student Council is starting up this year
Becky: I'll do it
Teacher: Good for you! I think yearbook is in the works again too guys
Becky: ooo I'll do it, I think I'l ldo the editor position
Teacher: I like your enthusiasm, guys I'm also told that newspaper starts today
Becky:OMG!! I'm so doing that.

Teacher: uhhh ok, thats...good I guess. Don't go in over your head though. Looks like debate club is starting at lunch today
Becky: count me in sir!
Teacher: Really? are you serious? You honestly believe you'll do all these committees? ok, whatever, I'm personally hosting a "Annoying bitches who join everything committee committee" which is mainly us robbing helpless senior citizens, torturing small animals and stealing from charities.
Becky: I'm so in Mr. Whens the meeting? And do you have anybody heading it?
Teacher: Fuck off.
by Isaac Greene October 16, 2010
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committee

Latin- "comitas comitatis" noun:

A multi-legged creature with no brain.
The committee ordered Jugurtha thrown into the Well of the Comitas there to die a slow death.
by J E Walker July 1, 2003
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Laptop Commuter

A child under the age of two years, riding on his parents lap in an airliner for free. See "Laptop Computer"
The plane had a crew of six, with 127 passengers and 15 laptop commuters.
by Frasier Nutzov February 5, 2007
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commuter hour

The distance that an average commuter travels in an hour.
The commute hour varies greatly from very short (Los Angeles) to very long (Kansas).
by mike27112 June 13, 2004
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