Commusement

Any enjoyable event or entertaining moment that diverts your attention from your otherwise aggravating daily commute to or from work.

Worker: Wow my trip in provided a ton of commusement.

Co-worker: Oh yeah? What happened?

Worker: Well first this lady totally overreacted and punched another lady who wouldn't move her bag off an empty seat on the bus. Then I gave a dollar to Milli Vanilli after they performed on my subway car.

Co-worker: Wow neat!

by Slappyj5 June 12, 2011

Comfus

To be extremely comfortable to the point where it is almost overwhelming.

"Man I am so tired, I just want to get to bed." "Lets get some blankets and get maximum comfus!"

by Pizzle December 1, 2014

Compuslut

Someone who uses any and all computers with little or no protection.

A person who feels a constant need to touch strangers' hard drives.

Zach is such a dirty compuslut. He never cleans his hard drive.

by Mybolognahasafirstname March 27, 2017

Commusement Park

An amusement park for communists

"WOAH! Let's go to the Commusement Park today!"

by HECKODO September 5, 2018

Combustanut

When you jack off so hard that your balls explode in flames

Jason: Did you hear about Matt?
Heather: No, what happened?
Jason: He jacked off to the point where here had a Combustanut

by 12PluckMyPubes34CloseTheDoor March 15, 2020

Comusing

amalgam of confusing and amusing. so confusing it’s hilarious

work today was sooo comusing... did you hear the way Sandra was trying to explain it ?!?

i know, how embarrassing. i was laughing so hard it was so comusing

by scmat October 19, 2020

Combustulate

How you feel when you look at someone hot. You combust, but with a twist.

“Have you seen Kristen Stewart in that new movie? She makes me combustulate.”

by nils sedebego December 6, 2021