Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.

David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011

getting coldstone

(v) A totally random saying as an excuse to get out of the house so you can go somewhere in secret and have sex... sometime actually stopping after to get ice-cream to avoid suspicion.

Bye, mom. Jimmy and I are getting ColdStone!
But Sarah, it's freezing outside!
That's OK, Jimmy says it's warm inside.

by Captain_G-Force February 27, 2018

coldstoner

a pothead who deals with his or her munchies with ice cream

jon: man i smoked way too much lets go get some icecream
tim: dude your such a coldstoner

by kaz88 August 2, 2011

ghetto coldstone

A McDonalds IceMilk treat that is consumed while walking on the block with rainbow confectionaries like Jimmy's (not Walkers) or Sprinkles.

Lamont, gimme some of yo' ghetto coldstone...

by Two Fot'y May 7, 2008

Coldstoned

Eating coldstone (or any) ice cream while stoned.

"I got so coldstoned last night" , said Jedidiah.

by Niggaman and Niggawoman. April 12, 2016