drop the cosbies off

taking a shit

Im going to drop the cosbies off at the pool. IN CONTEXT.

by Anonymous September 14, 2003

Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge

A solemn promise to refrain from Absinthe ingestion to prevent the ear-severing, cubo-witticisms (or worse) that would inherently bloom. It is vowed as follows:

"I, (state your name), do hereby pledge to practice absinth-tinence by remaining absinth-tinent from Absinthe. Since Absinthe incidents in many instances induce incipient syn(es)thetic inspiration and sinsister synthetic insistence on sin, I sincerely insist I will be absent from instances of Absinthe ingestion, this instant.”

After completing the Absinthe ritual several times over with newly-made friends from Argentina, Quebec City and Gainesville, Florida (state your name) shot to his feet and bolted toward the waterfront and a club on the pier of beautiful Barcelona, in search of adventure. Little did he realise, he would end up having his balls grabbed by that dirty Spaniard Frank, leaning in for a kiss or something, all after inviting (state your name) back to his apartment to wait for his "hot journalist friends in little skirts" that didn't end up meeting him at the club. Waking up at his hostel late in the afternoon, (state your name)'s face was pale green-opalescent white like the colour of Absinthe mixed with water.

In hindsight, the Colbert Absinthe-tinence Pledge would have made a helluva lot of sense.

by Blair Larratt November 19, 2007

colbert

Stephen Colbert, host of the Colbert report. The sexiest comedian on television, not to mention his amazing chemistry with Jon Stewart. In addition, Colbert is also a great dancer, can flip to his desk, and obviously, is very handsome.

I watch the Colbert report to see the beautiful,sexy Stephen Colbert.

by natalie m January 21, 2007

Cobie

Cobie is you stupid fucking cousin that live down the street that won’t shut the fuck up about dinosaurs

He talks about dinosaurs a lot he’s such a Cobie

by swaghetti October 23, 2019

colbey

the Baddest Muthafucker around Colbey or the Crain Train isnt to be fucked with.

man wants to get in a fight tells his friend lets go fuck with that kid. friend say fuck no are u retarded that is colbey the baddest MUTHAFUCKA around and u dont want to fuck with him

by Brady witaker June 29, 2008

Colbert Sandwich

(noun) Two Pringles Potato Chips separated by a layer of whipped cream.

1) Damn these Colbert Sandwiches are great! Why didn't I think to make these before?!

2) My blood stopped moving after eating so many Colbert Sandwiches.

3) God bless America, and my Colbert Sandwich.

by steviebuns69 March 31, 2010

Collier

A smart and kind brunette. He is incredible humble and never seizes to surprise you with his intelligence. Collier is incredibly easy to talk to. He has a great sense of humor and is incredibly under appreciated by those around him. He has a witty sense of humor and will make you laugh for hours. Collier is incredibly athletic. You will never catch Collier not dripping. He is very respectful to those around his and is astoundingly sweet. He is also very good in school subjects, such as Math and Science.

I could talk to Collier for hours. You won't catch collier Jawnin around.

by anonymousC333 January 27, 2021