Cog

A non- real dog named Batman that is a chihuahua. He lays around the house and does absolutely nothing. He barks at people and window wipers for no reason. Puts up his ears like he hears "everything", and rainy days are not the best days for you to bring a cog around. He's got more fat than meat, and exercises very little. Motorcycles and bicycles are his new toys that he can bark at. He is known as THE MOST LAZIEST COG IN THE WORLD. He can't be anything but lazy. Cog is a new species of dog and should be research. Cog is a non- real dog.

Friend 1: What type of dog do you have?
Me: I have no dog around, but a cog...
Friend 2: What's a cog?
Me: Trust me, you don't want to know.

by Tesuya March 13, 2019

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Cog On

A very mysterious and elusive show/phenomenon of mass proportions~!

these webisodes are not only chock full of entertainment but educational in the field of pornogrophy sounds and insightful interviews! not to mention F-WORD!!!!!!

I need to catch up on my Cog On webisodes before the next edition.

I would watch Cog On to get my "cog on."

by Cog On Lover October 14, 2009

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cog b

A person whose fucking gnarly in everything they do and are just a cool person on average.

guy: "Dude is that cog b?"
me: "yeah, he's fucking cool bro man."

by cog b November 6, 2018

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Cog

A type of robot who threatens and tortures players of the MMO ToonTown. They are the main antagonist of ToonTown.

Player: Bumps into the "Flunky" cog
Flunky (cog): ararara
Player: OMG A level 1 Flunky!
Flunky (cog): Throws red tape at Toon
Player: loses all health points
Flunky (cog): Dances

by PokemonFanboy916 February 17, 2021

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