The act of giving a person with a penis a blow job until completion. Once they finish, you take one of those tiny drink umbrellas and stick it down the pee-hole as an embellishment.
Lisa was feeling extra spicy and wanted to deliver her partner a special bedroom dessert, a penis colada!
by megaloptera December 7, 2022
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Male member of intellectualwhores forums who lost his virginity to a stripper when he got way too drunk. CLAIMS he doesn't remember. Note that he also lost a $1,200 lighter (probably at the club), and had the indecency to tell the bouncer that it was 'worth more than his monthly salary'. It is unexpected that he will ever see that lighter again, but since he is a rich person, he'll just waste money on another. No big deal.
"Hey, did you hear about Cicada?"
"No, what happened?"
"Lost his v-card and $1,200 lighter to a stripper when he got trashed. I don't pity him."
"No, what happened?"
"Lost his v-card and $1,200 lighter to a stripper when he got trashed. I don't pity him."
by themuz January 16, 2005
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by pregs December 2, 2007
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by Campkid September 28, 2008
Get the Pina Colada Head mug.cicada is the pr0n master -- he brings gifts of pr0n for all to the message boards he visits. pr0n0 claus, if you will.
by wherezmytofu January 16, 2005
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