Peach Cobbler

Taking as many peach rings as possible, line your cock with them. Then have a girl give you a sloppy blowjob.

Curtis: Damn, Alyssa gave me this peach cobbler the other day and it was AMAZING!

by Curtis Smith III March 26, 2011

Creamy Cobbler

A person that gets a lot of enjoyment out of eating Seamon

Jones: Suzan is a Creamy Cobbler!

by Disneylove7 April 22, 2023

ham cobbler

when you make up a type of baked good that coincidentally sounds like a sex thing

What should I bake next? A ham cobbler!

by S-money and Kezzurp April 20, 2018

Cobbler gobbler

When a girl/guy has a fine and or delicious looking ass that you want to gobble(eat) it all up like your grandmas peach cobbler.

That girl has a real cobbler gobbler on her.

by Jesusismybitch666/69/21 July 7, 2020

squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie and wiggles around. A fully clothed man. All by himself. Also known as: Hobo-ken Squat Cobbler, Simple Simon the Ass-man, Dutch Apple Ass, or Full-moon pie. A variation is a Crybaby Squat Cobbler where the pie-sitter also cries.

"Squat Cobbler "videos are intended to titillate the senses and are considered fetish videos.

by Idling August 29, 2016

Squat cobbler

A type of fetish, usually recorded on video, where in a person sits in a pie and wiggles around in it for another person's pleasure. A common derivative of the squat cobbler is the crybaby squat, which involves crying when squatting the cobbler.

Aka Hoboken squat cobbler, full moon moon-pie, Boston cream splat, Simple Simon the ass man and Dutch Apple ass.

Jimmy: He wasn't a drug dealer; he was just making squat cobbler videos.

by Rainbowbandit July 15, 2016

checking the cobbler

to drink or get drunk

Yo dawg u wanna go check the cobbler alittle; I'm checking the cobbler

by who r u to be askin me that May 14, 2011