The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010
Get the Jumbo Cluster Fuck mug.A song by Opeth that is about how 2 lovers tragically die whenever the man was sentenced to death for marrying or at least try marrying his love, Melinda. The crowd stood there as they tie the noose and the lovers die.
Dude 1: So what you think about the song White Cluster
Dude 2: The song was epic but the meaning of it is kinda dramatic
Dude 1: I know right
Dude 2: The song was epic but the meaning of it is kinda dramatic
Dude 1: I know right
by InsideTheReverie August 4, 2018
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One who eats whores and has sex with them on a regular basis therefore gaining a cluster of diseases.
Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
Not to be confused with a flavor of the popular candy bar "Cluster Fuck"
by Tobyz911 February 24, 2011
Get the cunt-munching-cluster-fuck mug.To be the supreme clit commander.....kind of like the grand wizard....except instead of being an ignorant racist....you just roll a clit like no other
Nobody rolls a clit like me not this fuck, not that fuck...none of you little fucks I am the commander of all clits! When it comes down to it it's what I do best.
by xX|The¥Gooch|Xx November 8, 2014
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by Eamon Ryan April 16, 2009
Get the clitsucker mug.This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003
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Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.
Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter
Especially when each message is its own complete thought and therefore, each one requires a specific response.
Other Forms: Cluster Texting; Cluster Texter
by FunnyMrBiggs August 22, 2011
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