cock n ball medly

Noun- A situation where you are required to take unwarranted beef missles to the face while trying to do your job.

Mechanic A: What are you working on there?
Mechanic B: A real buttwagon, turbo WRX.
Mechanic A: Sounds like a real cock n ball medly.

by Little man syndrome June 4, 2018

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does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

A phrase used by Bubbles on the popular Canadian tv series Trailer Park Boys, used as a smart-ass reply when someone asks something to which the answer is yes.

Randy: Does it really launch? (referring to a model rocket)
Bubbles: Does it really launch?! Does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

by Trailer Park Boy December 18, 2007

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mexi-cock

A term often used to describe the inherently large cocks of men of Mexican descent. Urban legends has it the Chipotle burrito was sized to demonstrate the average measurements of a mexi-cock.

There's nothing worse than being second in line to a mexi-cock in a gang bang.

by Dr. OTTer, PhD July 20, 2008

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Giant meaty horse cock

A stupid ass math teacher who cums out of her ears.

I hate that teacher. She’s a giant meaty horse cock.

by Soapytitties69 February 6, 2021

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A term used to describe the large penis of a man of Mexican descent. The statistically conservative average Mexican penis length is measured to be 6 inches--statistically speaking being rather large, with many men having penises upwards of 7 and 8. This is a consistent measurement compared to other Latin American countries that are demographically similarly, like Peru or Ecuador who are well over 6 inches, with the exception that Mexico’s higher obesity rate masks the true length of the average penis.

Jennifer: Oh my god! You wouldn’t believe last night! I had a Mexi-cock just stretch me out last night and I fucking loved it!

by Jane Buttersmith July 25, 2020

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