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climaticly fucked

when you can not reach the climax of anything or its just an epic fail
me and my boyfriend had sex last night and he failed i think im climaticly fucked because of him.
by sirjer July 1, 2009
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mississippi climax

when you are holding in a fart during whoopi and then the fart sneaks out often in a high pitched squeal during climax leaving your partner stinky and in most cases unsatisfied.
man i was having sex last night and everything was going well until i hooked her up with a mississippi climax.
by nortinton August 3, 2009
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climaxless life

the plight of many females...going from birth to death never experiencing an orgasm. possibly with a physical defect complicating same. -more likely an individual 'poisoned' by the church!, unable to relax and 'GET OFF' due to these things.

any female actually 'exploding into the cosmos' will definitely be back for more!!, sex no longer being a messy 'chore'.

sometimes the fault of the male, assuming his ramming 'magic stick' will hit and 'tease' the 'spot' continuously for the required amount of time!! (you?)

-cunnilingus not a guarantee, but a big help to the female unresponsive to a 'pounding', the tongue providing some un-deadening delicateness, required by many females. the female able to 'launch' themselves, at least has had the experience!! communication also a HUGE factor!!, i.e. TELL ME WHAT YOU NEED!!
that librarian smacks of a climaxless life!!

sue had never suffered a climaxless life

her ex-husband was a huge ASS, but HAD relieved her of a climaxless life!!
by michael foolsley June 22, 2012
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Climate Overcompensation Syndrome

noun, Psychoanalysis.

1. a pronounced striving to neutralize and conceal the effect of extreme climate on one's person by substituting for it with opposite behaviors.

Examples include wearing shorts in the middle of winter in Minnesota or drinking hot cocoa on a 60 degree day in Florida. This can also include remarks such as, "40 below really isn't that cold in Fargo" or "100 degrees is quite comfortable; we don't have the humidity here in Tucson."
Mark's severe Climate Overcompensation Syndrome led him to shopping for a parka after he felt unprepared for the 50 degree morning in we had last week here in Miami.
by CLL April 23, 2016
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climactic splash back

when someone is masturbating, while in the middle of discretion, and they synchronize the orgasm and there splash back.
by BigDkKings December 15, 2016
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crismaily

Crismaily is the best kind of person to be around! She is very kind, sweet and funny but DONT get on their bad side. Crismaily is also very smart, when you get to know her she will seem very goofy but underneath all that are brains. But if you meet a Crismaily keep them around forever😁
Person 1: Who’s that girl she is in my class and is very smart?
Person 2: Idk but she’s also very pretty!
Person 3: I bet it’s Crismaily
by XxThe_CurlyheadsxX September 30, 2020
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Climate SMP

The most awesome SMP that totally does not have anything to do with the dream SMP, join the discord and u might join.
I just killed shopkeeper in the Climate SMP.

I just joined a Climate SMP VC Beemap wont stop buzzing.

Cogs banned me again in the Climate SMP
by Chijon15 February 9, 2021
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