climb a dick

A different way of telling someone to get majorly fucked, the implication being that the dick in question is so big they need a grappling hook to climb it.

Hey asshole, go climb a dick!

by BlackHeartIrene June 1, 2017

Cimon

Cimon is a legenary variation of the name ‘Simon’. Cimons tend to be much nicer and far superior to those of the S variety.

Hey man did you talk to Cimon today?
Yes i did and he is the best ever!

by TREVORGREY September 11, 2018

Climate Terrorist

A person who terrorizes society by fear mongering about the change in climate to direct tax dollars to and incentives to their constituents

John and Al, notorious Climate Terrorists plead with congress that we need to shift our form of generating power because temperatures have risen.

by FF2K July 17, 2023

Clamonga

Clamonga : ballon looking allergy reaction that only affecta your toes.

"the weather broadcast says its allergy season so ill probably have really bad clamonga on my toes."

by CoffeeNOrder66 July 18, 2023

fence climbing mood

urges to climb barb wire fences

they were going to come over but they werent in a fence climbing mood.

by aali Quigley September 24, 2007

guild climber

Noun. Someone who uses a guild or other play organization just for gear, flags, and such. They leave leaves immediately after their goals are reached for another (better) guild. Typically, the person repeats this cycle and destroys his/her reputation.

That guy is such a guild climber, once he got phat lewtz he could get from a top 25 guild he left for a top 10 guild.

by stupidroro February 10, 2010

Ant Clemons

adj. A very funny or goofy person possessing one of the shortest attention spans ever.
This person also usually can be easily distracted by TVs, Video Games, Shiny Objects.

Guy 1: "Iight man lets get some work done"

Guy 2: "word up lets do it"

Guy 1: "is that a xbox?"

::several games of 2k11 later::

Guy 1: "Ok...about that work"

Guy 2: nah fuck it now im sleepy, you decided to be an "Ant Clemons" today so we just gonna do this another time.

by hyphyee May 1, 2011