the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd)

When you cum on your girlfriend and she drinks out of you penis like a straw.

"Get your face on it and suck," said johnny as he got the mountain climber made of dick (mcmd),"yeah thats right bitch." and she had a cum smoothie.

by Cockface Maguyver April 22, 2009

cupboard-climber

Used to describe a male who gets sexually excited after climbing into or on top of a females cupboard

Bro! Why are you hiding in the girls boarding cupboard? You're such a cupboard-climber

by fanumtaxxedme May 14, 2024

Hedge climber

A younger female who is sexually attracted to males of the older variety. This age gap can be upwards of 50 years. The aforementioned 'hedge' of the phrase is the coverage of public hair distributed around the older male's genatalia.

Oh my god, Suzy is such a hedge climber!

by dicksforhands February 6, 2017

Climber's High

When you reach a goal or feel like you are on top of your world

We've reached our climber's high

This is our climber's high

by Coco_bunbun January 26, 2018

Pole Climber

Just your average gay man

Out of all the attendees at the gay pride festival, what do you think the percentage of carpet munchers were there compared to the percentage of pole climbers was?

by Mr. Deplorable July 4, 2024

Climber

Climber from an OCT called Endzone

Person 1: Climber is my favorite Endzone character!!
Person 2: what the fuck is an endzone
Person 1: You should jump off a cliff

by imbreakingthelawoftalos August 19, 2023

college climber

That one girl in school who is in every single activity or club only so they can put it down in their college applications.

“Jessie is such a college climber, she joined my club and only came once.”

by ohgodno December 8, 2017