That cute little fart that sounds like a single note from a clarinet. It's powerful yet controlled and is pleasing to listen to. Clarinet farts make you and everyone in your surroundings feel musical and classy.
Stacy didn't feel embarrassed about her clarinet fart in the grocery store because the crisp, clear C sharp made everyone feel like they were at the orchestra.
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any other instrument can go suck an egg
has the b e s t sound
so much better than every other instrument
any other instrument can go suck an egg
has the b e s t sound
so much better than every other instrument
God: We need the perfect instrument, one to rule over the rest.
Angel: May I present to you, the clarinet
Gad: *GASPS* its beautiful
Angel: May I present to you, the clarinet
Gad: *GASPS* its beautiful
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Get the clarine mug.The Bass Clarinet and anything lower (and, arguably, the Alto Clarinet as well).
Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.
Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.
As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
Like the clarinet, only manlier. This is due to its increased size, deep tone, and being roughly shaped like a battleaxe.
Tonally similar the soprano (standard) clarinet, but better. Looks like a saxophone but is not, as any bass (man) clarinetist will tell you.
As the name implies, mostly (but not exclusively) played by men. Men generally play the man clarinet because it is infinitely superior to the soprano clarinet and the normal clarinet section is typically filled with women.
I played the clarinet in middle school but I now play the man clarinet.
The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.
The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
The man clarinets sit with the bassoons and typically get shitty parts. This is a travesty.
The man clarinetists laughed at the boys who played regular clarinets.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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