Chooch

An idiot who does something foolish. Against common sense.

Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!

by Don E. Brook June 27, 2008

Chooch

A cheesy, unprincipled government hack that meets at least 50 of the previous definitions for "chooch."

Who is the biggest chooch on the public payroll? Nancy Pelosi, Chief Chooch of the Flying Mooks, of course.

by Mhu Cao November 7, 2010

Chooch

A term made by students at Pembroke High Massachusetts meaning to rip a juul or a name for a juul.

Hey can i chooch real quick?
hey can i see your chooch?
i’m feening i need to chooch

by Wildasspasta July 20, 2018

chooching

To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.

Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.

by zomgPeterson September 28, 2008

Chooch

Some one who is named Tyler and uses slightly homo sexual slang through email

"Thanks Bro Montana"

Fwd: What a chooch

by wawa12345 July 28, 2012

Chooch

To masturbate and sob at the time, using your own tears as lube.

Max went home to chooch after he was called out for being a little bitch.

by Twisted_Edge August 18, 2020

Chooched

Optimally high on cocaine

“Dude, did you see that last gator tail? I’m fuckin chooched!”

by Actually Louis C.K. April 30, 2020