Chooch

Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!

by Don E. Brook July 11, 2008

A cheesy, unprincipled government hack that meets at least 50 of the previous definitions for "chooch."

Who is the biggest chooch on the public payroll? Nancy Pelosi, Chief Chooch of the Flying Mooks, of course.

by Mhu Cao November 6, 2010

A term made by students at Pembroke High Massachusetts meaning to rip a juul or a name for a juul.

Hey can i chooch real quick?
hey can i see your chooch?
i’m feening i need to chooch

by Wildasspasta July 20, 2018

chooching

To beat off in your bath robe all day with your bedroom door open.

Dude,I forgot my keys in the appartment and when I went back to grab them Wil was fucking chooching that shit somethin' fierce.

by zomgPeterson August 4, 2008

Some one who is named Tyler and uses slightly homo sexual slang through email

"Thanks Bro Montana"

Fwd: What a chooch

by wawa12345 March 12, 2012

To masturbate and sob at the time, using your own tears as lube.

Max went home to chooch after he was called out for being a little bitch.

by Twisted_Edge August 19, 2020

“Dude, did you see that last gator tail? I’m fuckin chooched!”