Chocolate

Code word for cannabis. Most likely to be used in reference of the state of being "brown n' crumbly".

"So, yesterday, I picked up more.. chocolate. Let's get brown and fuckin crumbly."

by le thtoner January 27, 2007

Chocolate

Made from the same plant (tThe Cocoa, Bean= Chocolate, Leaf= Cocaine) as Cocaine, Chocolate is addictive as it contains one of the same chemicals as Cocaine but this chemical is only effective to females.
Don't be stupid and think cocaine is not addictive to males cause theres other shite in it.
White chocolate does not apply!

Girl: This chocolate is as good as Smack.
Other Girl: Made of the same stuff!

by Doctor Who Companion August 3, 2007

Chocolate squall

The absolute torrential evacuation of the bowels, literally causing the water and liquid shit in the toilet to circle with gale force speeds, causing utter destruction to everything in the bathroom.

Dave unleashed a chocolate squall in the upstairs bathroom, causing our can ceiling lights to rain shit for a week.

by Mad Mick! September 7, 2016

Chocolate Motorboat

A cousin of both the motorboat and the cleveland steamer, this difficult maneuver can only be done by a true fecaphile. After releasing one's bowels onto a woman's chest the classic motorboat is performed to the delight of all involved.

After a violent shart onto Gertrudes chest Hector quickly spins around and they relish in a lovely chocolate motorboat.

by *samIam* January 12, 2008

chocolate camel

When a lass shits in her hands and smears it all over her tits. The male then places his nob between the lass' tits and gets a tit wank.

I was at Heskey's house and this fat lass gave me a proper good chocolate camel.

by lordmasterdejiksibeastheskey September 29, 2014

Chocolate Butler

The act of a woman inserting a Hershey's syrup bottle into her ass, emptying the contents of the bottle into her ass and then proceeding to fart on a man's face.

We didn't have any ice cream for dessert so i had my wife blast me with a Chocolate Butler!

by CaptShrek13 April 4, 2011

Chocolate Churn

When a person dose a handstand and begins too take a shit, the person's partner then shoves their fist into the person's rectum and begins too vigorously fist the person's asshole. Thus simulating the motion ov a butter churn.

Jace just gave me a chocolate churn. I wont be able too walk or shit for a week now.

by BigEvil13 March 7, 2015