clyde

Clyde. Short for kaleidoscopic, meaning out of this word, above everything else, on another level. Similar to radical, far out, rad, or legit. May be spelled klied or klyde.

"You're so clyde."

"Have you tried this &*%@ man its so clyde."

*something legit happens* "Clyyyddddeeee..."

by ilovekiwi August 19, 2011

clydesdale scale

a unit of measurement used to determine how ugly a girl is.

Person 1: "What was she on the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 2: "What the F' is the Clydesdale Scale?"

Person 1: "That's when you see how many Clydesdales it takes to rip her face off!"

by huckinator June 19, 2004

Clydesdoodle

An abnormally large larbordoodle dog that has the grace and swagger as a Clydesdale.

Sookie is going to be sooooo big! She's a clydesdoodle

by DarleneOliviaPope August 3, 2017

Clyde's tail

A person who is usually and or affected by name calling and teasing. They are often unusable people and mostly on the low side of the popularity bar.

They often don't get bullied or anything related.

Basically a minor bullied victim.

Kid: *Does weird thing*
Other kid: "Look at that kid! He's a Clyde's tail!"

by Svifias February 24, 2019

Clydeshog

A human or animal that uses all their weight and might and always seems to get you right where it hurts.

OH MY GOODNESS, GRACE, you got right between the legs. You’re such a clydeshog!

by GucciGirl10 May 9, 2019

Clydesdale Flip

When one takes a combination of ketamine and 2CB.

Oh wow, Richie must be on another planet! He did a Clydesdale Flip!

by Partygirl2000 November 10, 2021

Clyde Alazawi

Whenever you call someone a ‘Clyde Alazawi’ you are referring to them as a twink. Or as a human who is too obsessed with a fictional character from Eddsworld, the popular youtube series, named ‘Paul’. This word has been being existing for about 1 year.

“Felix is such a Clyde Alazawi..” or “I swear if you are a Clyde Alazawi”

by Stewart Sophy October 11, 2023