canadian wood chipper 

When you're trying to do a Canadian log jam and you have diarrhea.

I was trying to give the old lady Canadian log jam. Unfortunately I had diarrhea and she got sprayed with the Canadian wood chipper

canadian wood chipper by D Haz March 19, 2017

chubby chipper 

a female who is comfortable with her own 'chubbiness', and always appears to be in a chipper/happy mood.

Betty from HR wasn't her usual chubby chipper self. Someone must have taken the cupcakes out of the break room.

That Laura always has a smile on her face. I am surprised she is so chubby chipper with that big fat ass.

chubby chipper by Willie Doit February 17, 2010

Tooth Chipper 

A person that comes in to collect on a debt that is a tough guy.

Joe didn't pay the bookie, so he sent out the tooth chipper to collect!

Tooth Chipper by blackturbo996 March 25, 2010

Wood Chipper

The same as a woodchipper.

1. One who steals the heart of many girls.
2. One who woodchips.
3. A woodchip -- an incredibly lovely guy
4. The stealer of a certain girl's heart.

Example 1:

Clara: "Erik is such a wood chipper. Every girl in our school is in love with him".
Example 2:

Mereda: "Alex is such a wood chipper. He is stealing everyone's heart"
Example 3:

Harriette: "Edward is such a wood chipper! He is the loveliest guy I've ever met!"
Example 4:

Avalia: "James is definitely my friend's wood chipper. She can't stand to be away from him for a second!"

Wood Chipper by Clarediette February 28, 2010

The Chipper 

The male consumes large quantities of deep fried greasy food preferably a King Rib and a Cheese ‘N’ Burger supper with a few pickled onions thrown in for good measure, a few hours later and with a massive turd brewing the male should insert a clear tube from his ass to the other end that is gaffer taped to his girlfriends mouth. When hes ready to shit begins to smear brown sauce and sarsons brown vinegar onto her minge whilst shagging her arse! In true Scottish Style must be wearing jimmy hats and a kilt towel and swigging from a bottle buckie while pummelling his burd In a smelly run down council flat!! When he’s ready to shoot his muck he bursts into ‘Och Aye the noo Jimmy’ or 'You'll never take our freedom'

You know that rank bird Chantelle? Well I went round to her stinking council flat in Pilton and let her have 'The Chipper' big style! She'll be picking bits of cheese 'N' Burger oot her teeth for days!

The Chipper by The Sweaty Jock August 18, 2009

little chipper

a little chipper is a baby's vagina, which looks like it has been chipped

Dude, that baby must have been a girl cause it had a little chipper

little chipper by Don Gulliver May 5, 2003

tooth chipper 

my dick, or any penis, also could refer to a blow job by an amatuer. always in reference to oral sex. bad oral sex

she gave me a tooth chipper and i have a cut on my dick

tooth chipper by john the paptist September 15, 2011