An extremely raunchy fecal sex act where you squat over your partner's chest and proceed to defecate between her breast leaving a long steaming piece of waste in your wake, this is the chilly as such in a chilly dog. Thereafter you arise and face your partner and begin to gag your self until you vomit onto the fecal excrement you just ejected. Once ready you begin to penetrate the mush with your phallus, a.k.a the hot dog, that is now positioned between your intimate partner's cleavage. If applicable take a deep inhale of the festering concoction to add more vomit or cheese to your chilly dog, when needed of course. Here is your chilly dog with cheese now enjoy. If further perversion is needed seek help. This act will ensure serve mental problems so be cautious when attempting. Psychiatric guidance suggested.
by Sneaux Bake August 18, 2008
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My girlfriend called out her ex's name, so I grabbed a handful of ice and gave that bitch a Chilly Palmer
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Placing your hand in an ice chest for 5 minutes before masturbating. You may also use a fridge, freezer, or Canada.
by Revolution1117 October 23, 2007
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Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.
May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'
May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.
One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.
Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.
a.k.a. artic pecker
Commonly caused by cold weather temperatures.
May also be caused by exiting the shower into a cold draught - referred to as 'RAPID chilly chap stick'
May be relieved using many methods:
moving to a warmer environment is most common. However, if one is unable to do this then the individual may have to seek other methods of resolution e.g. watching pornography, masturbation, reading erotica, putting on many layers of underpants (thick woolly undergarments are best insulators), introduing a warm (not hot as it can cause extensive damage, and we wouldn't want that!) application to the inguinal/genital area e.g. hot (remember, never actually 'hot') water bottle.
One may experience acute chilly chap stick in which case the penis returns to a 'normal' (very subjective) size after a few mintues.
Chronic chilly chap stick can be worrying and embarassing for the individual and should be handled with sensitivity. Medical advice may be required if attempts to resolve chronic CCS does not produce results.
a.k.a. artic pecker
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