A niche but potent subgenre of chapstick lesbian characterized by soft masculinity/futch energy, trauma, and a constant state of intellectual and nutritional collapse. She’s tired, malnourished, mildly radioactive (in spirit), and knows too much about both poetry and nuclear fallout.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
Wears oversized coats she found in a secondhand bin labeled “ARMY.”
Has under-eye circles that could be mistaken for makeup but aren't.
Smokes cigarettes or snusar while explaining why she doesn’t believe in hope but still recycles.
Cites Karin Boye, Anna Akhmatova, and maybe Schopenhauer on the first date.
Core traits include, but are not limited to,
- Quiet desperation
- Deep anti-authoritarianism
- Obsession with ecological collapse
- A strange mix of tenderness and toxicity (sometimes lovebombs)
- A queer, bleak sense of humor that would concern most therapists.
Emotionally: she’s a tragic Slavic film from 1976.
Aesthetically: post-apocalyptic futch.
Politically: anti-fascist, vaguely socialist.
She's chain-smoking by the train tracks reading Death in Venice. God, I think I just spotted a Chernobyl lesbian in the wild.
by Raquiesha July 14, 2025
Get the Chernobyl lesbianmug. When someone catfishes you and shows up to the date looking nothing like what you expected and has a nuclear level meltdown when you bring it up
How was your date last night?
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
Oh she looked nothing like her pictures. It ended up being a Chernobyl Catfish
by Sasa134134 January 31, 2020
Get the chernobyl catfishmug. Come on Carl, let’s make up a few gallons of Chernobyl Piss to use in the library!
All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
All right man, I’ll get the vinegar!
by PißRaum March 12, 2025
Get the Chernobyl pissmug. A symptom, brought about by malnutrition and general unhealthiness, which leads to a skin pigmentation not distinct to the colour of the landscape after a nuclear disaster.
Due to the student's inability to look after himself, after 3 years his skin had turned Chernobyl grey
by rower11 September 1, 2017
Get the Chernobyl Greymug. Having sex after eating food that destroys your stomach, leading to an uncontrollable mid-sex bung evacuation.
Me and a friend of mine decided to do a "Chernobyl Meltdown" together. Let's say that required more cleaning than we thought.
by ppglazer67 August 13, 2025
Get the Chernobyl Meltdownmug. My boyfriend has a Chernobyl chode, when we have sex he has to put a radioactive suit on his penis instead of a condom.
by Pipes on my poop December 4, 2020
Get the chernobyl chodemug. The use of the word Chernobyl (/tʃɜ rˈnoʊbəl/), usually referred to the nuclear disaster, as a metaphor for hybridity, mutation, human error but most importantly as a new opportunity, a celebration of life, the “Carpe Diem” of Eastern Europe.
by tropicalcapitol January 16, 2018
Get the Chernobylmug.