When an obese woman’s fupa rubs against her legs, and the friction makes cream cream cheese, and then the man puts it between 2 crackers and makes her eat it.
by Things wrong about Ohio October 29, 2023
Get the Ohio Cream Cheese Sammichmug. by chill64 August 31, 2024
Get the Arabic Cream Cheesemug. A thick, goopy, lumpy substance made when semen and hot water are combined. This mixture has the consistency of scrambled eggs and is extremely messy. It tends to get all up in your pubes and not come out for at least a day.
Ah fuck, I forgot to stay away from the water during my shower wank and now there's cream cheese everywhere
by deltah404 October 16, 2021
Get the cream cheesemug. Harvey: Hey what'd you do last night?
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
Braden: I fucked my girl and got my Philadelphia Cream Cheese all over her.
by stonydaman April 5, 2021
Get the Philadelphia Cream Cheesemug. by Whiskerandough August 26, 2018
Get the Cream Cheese Energymug. by emily :~) November 5, 2020
Get the cream cheese sockmug. "I wore my thong wetsuit too long yesterday and now I need to go to the gyno for a prescription to clear up this hot honey cream cheese."
by roxxy403 March 16, 2024
Get the hot honey cream cheesemug.