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Dutch Chandelier

occurs when a man hangs his cock-and-balls inches above his partner's face and lets them dangle.
Joey was about to give Nicole the old Roman Helmet when he decided it would be more fun to take his time and start with The Dutch Chandelier.
by JD-Beanzor August 7, 2011
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human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.
Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."
by VCsNobody September 10, 2020
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chandelier chick

The it girl in the room. She takes over the scene and everyone gravitates toward her nourishing energy.
Lala is definitely a chandelier chick, she came with high vibes and lit up the room with her presence.
by ladonnarey August 22, 2022
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Arabian Chandelier

The act of taking an image whilst squatting naked over the camera in order to fully expose one’s penis, scrotum and balls included as well as a clear unobstructed view of one’s anus and where applicable rectum.
A Man used an Arabian Chandelier in order to court a female on dating apps
by Poefadder November 30, 2024
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bavarian chandelier

A sexual maneuver: performed by a male standing nude over face of partner or preferred target, spinning genitals in a slight circular motion upon ejaculation allowing suspended cum load to contact target whilst completing at least one full rotation otherwise becoming a genitalia ceiling fan.
Nice day at the beach babe, I'll get the stuff out the truck if you want to pick a spot to layout I'll be right there to give you the old Bavarian Chandelier.
by anonymous March 9, 2025
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