Chairyan

Maryan but instead it’s this stupid stool that replaces her

Maryan didn’t want to dance so she put Chairyan in her place as a stand in

by Kards52 April 1, 2023

Chairplant

The act of farting ass particles into a couch or fabric covered chair that retains the stench of such rectum disfunction for a prolonged period of time.

Gary chairplanted an ungodly smell in that couch. I would not sit there!

by Shnabby September 2, 2023

Chairman’s Hook

When a couple are having doggy style sexual intercourse and the person from behind inserts their thumb into the anus and hooks the other towards them during the thrusting motion to provide extra penetration on the inward thrust and assert a power dominance

He gave her the chairman’s hook. Really took the shine off the end and needed polishing afterwards

by Skyblueforever June 7, 2025

Chairen

An adult female who walks around a pool deck loudly complaining about the lack of chair availability. Or complaining about those holding chairs without anyone in them.

“This is ridiculous, I can’t believe there are no chairs available, those people aren’teven using all theirs”

“Barb, quit being such a Chairen you should have gotten your ass out of bed earlier.”

by Holly M Schultz April 2, 2026

Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson

Gregory's Chairman Magnuson, a key player in the atomic game, Broadway charm meets political finesse, am I right?

Example of how it's used in a sentence:

Person 1: What's Gregory Jbara doing in Oppenheimer?

Person 2: Gregory Jbara as Chairman Magnuson, Broadway to bomb yo!

by courtofowls September 4, 2023