ceiling cat

The cat that lives in your ceiling and watches you through a hole while you are masturbating.

While masturbating, ceiling cat let his presence be known by playing the tuba.

by FreakinKenny!! June 11, 2006

Sex on the ceiling

Sex so good it makes you feel like you're going higher higher and higher until you touch the ceiling.

Your love was so good it felt like we was having sex on the ceiling.

by koollover4u April 24, 2015

cidiot

Someone that would actually come to Long Island from the city and act like they are better than everyone living there.

Cidiot: Gosh this town is so white trash. I mean, I actually saw someone driving a pick up truck yesterday. And the day before that, believe it or not I actually saw a full-blooded African American. I say we replace every store with a tourist trap and drive all those damn blacks and rednecks out and make it so only us and poor immigrants can live here.
5 years later: Gosh nobody lives in this town besides Guatemalens in the MS-13. We should definitely move to another small town....

by ken kaniff....from Connecticut January 7, 2007

Ceiling Octopus

(n.) A person who really loves to celebrate the oncoming of a new season.

(v.) The act of rolling a soda can into the street.

Sue: I can't wait for autumn!
Bill: Jeez, stop being such a ceiling octopus...

Martin: Hey man I'm bored.
Linda: How about we go and ceiling octopus for a little while?
Martin: Yeah that would be so cool!

by yourmom642 July 26, 2011

Cedinio

Cedinio’s are strong and athletic people. They are often extremely talented basketball players and they can even go beyond the NBA (they will join Lavar Ball’s league). Cedinio’s are very calm people and they always talk about peace and bettering the world. Cedinio’s are also very drippy.

Person:”Hi Cedinio.”
Cedinio:”Lol”

by Emperor Cengizhan May 30, 2021

Grass Ceiling

Derived from glass ceiling, "grass ceiling" refers to the tendency of those who regularly use marijuana to have limited career opportunities. Unlike the glass ceiling, the grass ceiling is one that is bumped into by choice.

A: Todd has been here for six years and he's still just a fry cook? I'm surprised he hasn't risen higher.

B: The only time he "rises higher" is during his daily 4:20 appointment with Senator Blunt.

Mitch starts each day with a wake and bake at 7, and by 8 he is ready to deliver another lecture about the intricacies of star clusters and planetary orbits. He has broken the grass ceiling.

by Cee Mills January 17, 2013

Ceiling gang

People who type 1 message then edit it, so they stay on the ceiling, not the floor, where a new message is created thus making you floor gang that types new messages

Me: ceiling gang (edit: lets stay in the ceiling) (edit 2: hows school?)
Friend: yes ceiling gang (edit: yea sure lol) (edit 2: it sucks)
Guy 1: theyre doing it again.
Guy 2: looks like their chatting on the ceiling

by CowyTree June 3, 2020