Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

by abolishme January 11, 2016

paint the ceiling red

Slang for committing suicide. Blood and brains get all over the ceiling

these valoniggas make me want to paint the ceiling red

by cockswing March 24, 2022

paint the ceiling

Whack off. Most commonly in a lazy boy armchair.

I think im gonna stay in tonight, pop in a porn and just paint the ceiling

by Col. John C. Hosebag July 18, 2006

lickin' the ceiling

when you're high on cocaine or similar stuff and you go to bed and you're so excited that you can't sleep and it takes you hours awake looking up to the ceiling till you fall asleep.

-I'm gonna get cocaine from Roger for tonight, you want some?
-no way, i don't want to spend the after hours lickin' the ceiling when i get home

by FrankieHamish January 12, 2007

No Ceilings!

When an original song begins to play in a public setting that Lil' Wayne has covered on his mixtape "No Ceilings", one may yell the statement "no ceilings!". This reminds all listeners in the vicinity that when Lil' Wayne took the same beat from the original song and put in his own lyrics, he made it twice as fresh.

Let's say you're at the club and Swag Sufin' by F.L.Y. starts to play. Now as we all know, Lil' Wayne beasted on this beat on the album "No Ceilings", one may now yell the term "no ceilings!" to remind everyone that F.L.Y. has been outdone.

Lynn- "Hey Kenny, is that the song Ice Cream Paint Job by Dorrough coming on the radio?

Kenny- "Why yes it is Lynn, no ceilings!"

by Brad Mcdouche November 9, 2009

Mississippi Ceiling Dangler

When a man suspends himself from a ceiling fan in such a fashion that he lays parallel to the ground, and his cock and testes dangle. A woman, or man, who is underneath the suspended then proceeds to bat at the cock and testes as a cat would a toy.

The guys on Grissam's CSI Squad were pretty unhappy about that last case they had off the Strip. His balls were scratched to hell and they had a hell of a time getting him down off that fan. Guess it was a Mississippi Ceiling Dangler gone postal.

by Sturdy Danny McGee December 8, 2009

Broke the glass ceiling

To overcome many obstacles to achieve a goal that was previously unattainable.

Boy 1: Did you ask that girl out on a date yet?
Boy 2: Yes, I just did.
Boy 1: Wow! You really broke the glass ceiling!

by KingPrince21 November 12, 2016